That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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