But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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