Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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