OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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