question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
