I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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