How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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