At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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