I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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