I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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