I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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