i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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