The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
why didn't you poke me back
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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