I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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