I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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