Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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