school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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