white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
