would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
