how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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