I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
honey bunches of taint.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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