Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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