thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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