if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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