My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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