just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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