If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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