I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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