just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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