Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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