It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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