we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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