I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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