...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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