I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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