There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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