in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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