Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
