Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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