When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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