we have officially lost it.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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