I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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