we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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