oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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