You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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