ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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