id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
