You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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