Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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