Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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