This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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