I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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