I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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