She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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