so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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