Need sex. Gaining weight.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
love makes seman taste better
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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