you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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